I got a tattoo of Casper the friendly ghost on my thigh. When I would slap it, he’d whisper the answers to my math test to me. If anyone else tried to slap it, Casper would say “not so friendly now, huh?” and then proceed to choke them.
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The farm; second day of deer season 2016.
Thinkin about deer opener on Saturday like 😁😁
I JUST GOT A FUCKING 104 ON FLAPPY BIRD IM PUTTING THIS ON MY FUTURE JOB APPLICATIONS
man, paying attention to who’s posting these makes a huge difference
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
Why is it when I see a white girl with a tattoo on her thigh i think sexy? But a Latina I think ghettos as fuck?
because youre racist
If you had a 12 inch penis, you could tattoo tick marks on it and use it as a ruler.
*whips my absolutely brolic cock out and smacks it on to the table next to my project at the local Michaels arts and crafts early bird Saturday event*
im starting a tattoo shop called monsters ink


